Mike Vasek
Class of '06

Number: 26

Position: Cutter

Height: 6'2"

Hometown: Smithtown, NY

Member of: Vertigo '02-'04, Brimstone '04-'06

Nickname: Vasman

Hailing from Long Island, This biological genius fostered his telekinetic-pathic-phonic powers in the alleys of Harlem, the Bronx, Queens, Manhatten, and the Soho district simultaneously. His facial hair is well known to impersonate famous figures such as Abraham Lincoln and Daniel Boone. He won Nobel Prizes for his super top secret work conducted beneath the humming radiator in the biology building. Whatever he did, the world will soon find out when he reveals his true super geniusnous in graduate school, be that where it may be. We here at the United Nations Security Council wish him well in his future endeavours, and thank him for his intrumental role in guarenteeing future peace in Iraq, Iran, Los Angeles, Serbia, Sudan, Sri Lanka, Tibet, and the Aleutian Islands.